John Mayer's need for an ass he can fit his head into, Pat Stump's return without Fall Out Boy, The iPad...Shit or Hit?, Greg Oden's not so kept secret and how VersaEmerge sang Britney better than Britney

#5 VersaEmerge covers Britney's Toxic

Florida band VersaEmerge is in the midst of recording their debut full length with producer Dave Bassett, but while they had some time to spare they decided to show up pop princess Britney Spears by showing her the real way to sing "Toxic."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_C20oV2s4o

#4 Greg Oden Apologizes for his nakesdness

Portland Trail Blazers Center Greg Oden got caught with his pants down this week. The dude's cell phone info leaked and so did his nudes.Oh C'mon everybody sends nudes of themselves these days Click here to download mine.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn8263YlonM

#3 Hey Look a new Apple Device! I must have it!

Steve Jobs has given another fancy demo on a new Apple product... Looks cool enough to buy, but who the hell needs this thing? If you have an iPhone and a MacBook then why would this thing be of any importance? To simply answer your questions... it's because they needed a moderately priced piece of equipment to shove down middle America's throat!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_zI21XEo0Q

#2 John Mayer wants an "Ass Hat"

"When I get married that's gonna be my vows, 'Do you, John Mayer, take this woman to have and to hold, to wear her ass like headgear?' Yes, I do -- you're the one whose ass I wanna wear like a hat for the rest of my life."

Is this why he's been out with Taylor Swift soo much? To see if her ass fits on his head? I know John's been with a ton of chicks in the past, but I can't blame him, he's simply just lookin for that perfect fit

#1 Patrick Stump Solo Album

The Fall Out Boy front dude (not the one who knocked up Ashlee Simpson) recently lost a bunch of weight, joined Twitter and dropped a video that foreshadows his upcoming solo album.  Im excited for this album, I think it will be a more grown up sound that will deffinitely appeal to Fall Out Boy's now grown up audience.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0GXYGKP76M